Me: Get your finger out of your brother's nose.
Me: Please don't put your pizza on the floor; keep it on your plate...on the table
Me: Get your nose out of my cookie dough!
Her: I was just smelling it and closing my nose in the lid of the container.
Me: I don't care. Get your nose out of my cookie dough!
Me: Please, quit touching his ear! He is asleep and I want him to stay that way!
Me: Go in the bathroom and wash your face and hands.
{walk into the bathroom, she's sitting in the sink}
Me: Why are you in the sink?
Her: I'm washing my feet.
Me: I told you to wash your face and your hands - not your feet.
Her: But, Mommy, my feet were dirty, too!
Big girls to Annie: You stink. Go over to Mommy.
Annie walks over to me holding her nose: Mommy, me stink!
It's never boring and we never lack for a reason to laugh around here.
5 comments:
LOL! Definitely some real classics there!!
Those are perfect scrapbook page moments!
haha! sounds like the conversations at our house...followed with me banging my head against the wall!
Haha this is my life!
Why does this sound so familiar?
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